Happy Tuesday my loves! Like any Hag, I love a good beat! But sometimes, we need those days to chill out. Whether it be just some music to drive around to while you think about a million things or if you're a dancer like me, something in the studio to create movement to that doesn't overwhelm the process. So today I give you Julianna Barwick. A ladybird who makes album upon album of good "thinking" music as I like to call it. Enjoy :)
"Can You see my Lady Bits?" Yes, dear readers, I have a penchant for saying and doing incredible things in auditions. But I promise there was valid reasoning for this question! My agent had called me in for an acting audition and like most of my acting auditions, I wore a dress unless otherwise told not to. If auditions have taught me anything, it's how to dress for my body type. Today's outfit, is a perfect example of what I might slash actually do wear to an audition.
I usually start with a skirt or dress that is cinched at the waist. I'm pretty much the poster child for white girl, except for my big Armenian Ass, which is about the only ethnic thing about me besides my last name. So a cinched waist, really slims my legs and booty. On top, I chose something form fitting since I'm petite, and I really tend to lean towards a v neck. It tends to show off my nice dancer clavicles and give just the right about of small boob cleavage. I love clavicles! I have a weird obsession. It's also one of my favorite words. I bet your saying it to yourself right now and falling in love with it as well. Anyways, back to topic! I'm always in a heel lovelies! Nothing seems to extend the line of a leg more than a nude pump. Actually, I have to take back the always in a heel part. I play very young in Hollywood, so when I'm going in for High School Music number 17, I usually just keep the outfit but throw on a converse. I keep things simple with jewelry. And I wear the shades to show that I am really cool. Just kidding, I don't wear my sunnies but they do look great with this! And lastly, I choose a color palette that pops. Reds, Pinks, and Blues are my most flattering and I stick with the brighter versions to attract the eye. But now that I've covered the outfit, I'm pretty sure you're still wondering how we got to the lady bits question.
Like I mentioned earlier, I had been called into an acting audition, so I showed up in my "audition" uniform. What my agent failed to tell me was that I would be straddling a chair pretending to ride a rocket ship through the universe. Now the casting director and I were already joking with each other a bit, so by the time it came to me having to "straddle the rocket" in my short skirt with my hoo haw to camera, I had no problem asking if he could see my lady bits. I mean, the last thing I really need is to have my legs spread in a casting video somewhere out there. It did take him a little off guard, and I was like shit, I probably shouldn't have said that, but he started laughing, thank god! That would have been real awkward. I proceeded to pretend ride my rocket using the Regal Cinemas space train as my inspiration. Dodging popcorn, flying down the roller coaster sometimes scared, sometimes excited. Basically being an asshole yet absolutely committed. I mean, I get asked to do crazy shit in auditions. You gotta appreciate the absurdity and have some fun. Well loves that concludes today's story time. Do you guys have any special tricks for dressing for your body type? Let me know in the comments!
Hello Lovers! Happy Friday! Rounding out the end of Fashion Week is my Paris recap. I'm about to say something truly horrible, but it's what I truly feel. I wasn't in love with Paris fashion week. In fact, it housing some of my favorite designers, it was a big let down. There wasn't one collection I truly adored. Some of the shows seemed to have great clothes, but were just styled atrociously But please don't let me get you down on this last day of the week. There were a few stand out looks and I have every belief that next season will be knock out yet again. Fashion is all just opinion right? Did any collection of Paris wow you? Let me know!